May 2013
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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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idontlikewrestling:
you tryin to tell me matt hardy wasn’t really dating lita? you tryin to tell me edge wasn’t fuckin his bitch? you tryin to tell me that matt hardy didn’t jump that motherfucker on tv? you tryin to tell me that matt hardy doesn’t slap tornadoes? fuck you
idontlikewrestling:
jeff-nero:
idontlikewrestling:
macho man got bit by a SNAKE AN ACTUAL SNAKE BIT HIM AND NOW HE’S DEAD. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME THIS ISN’T REAL
He died in a fucking car accident
you try driving after being bit by a snake, you insensitive jerk.
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
I do not want a live in a world where Hulk Hogan body slamming a 17 ton Andre the Giant in front of 9 Billion people in the Pontiac Silverdome was fake all along.
Shitloads Of Wrestling: Something that needs to... →
shitloadsofwrestling:
Wrestling fans, not just fangirls but fans in general, need to stop calling wrestlers by their real names. It makes me so fucking mad that I want to puncture my ballsack with an ink pen. That shit is the most annoying thing that any fan could possibly do, to both wrestlers and wrestling fans…
illhavethedplease:
You ever orgasm and just feel like you really accomplished something? Just kinda laid/sat there for a minute to just revel in it?
Like goddamn. Some are just better than others, I tell ya.
hoe-im-gay:
thosesneakybitches:
Oh my god,watching The Situation Room on CNN and Wolf Blitzer tells they lady “You gotta thank the Lord, huh.” She doesn’t say anything. So he says it again. and she just looks up at him and says:
“Actually, I’m an Atheist.”
Omfg I was laughing so hard. How awkward! Someone has to make a GIF!
vvant:
advice for having the best life ever:
dont have a crush
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shitloadsofwrestling:
If you use the word “predictable” when talking about wrestling, you need to find some other shit to watch.
Papa Shango is Late: I was checking Curtis Axel's... →
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adolfziggler:
“The purpose of that quest became much clearer on May 20, when Curtis Axel was unveiled as the latest “Paul Heyman guy.” Axel’s appearance shocked the WWE Universe and incited Triple H into action, as The Game arrived to confront the latest addition to the…
coreygravess:
ryback rules
ryback fuels
ryback chews
yo food
in yo face
while you cry
‘cause he knows about NuUtrrrrITION
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thesmackdownhotel:
Luckily “MICHAEL MCGULLICUTTY!” has too many syllables for the Smarks to chant it at Curtis Axel.
yo for real
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benoitvsguerrero:
thesmackdownhotel:
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thesmackdownhotel:
If Curtis Axel’s finisher isn’t a fisherman suplex, I’ll be severely disappointed.
If it’s a Top Rope Fisherman Suplex, I’ll pop my shit
A superfectplex?
SUPERFECTPLEX! THAT’S AMAZING!
